Tovi-Noname's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fuck off]

Clam Down...

I think people are being hard on this submission for all the wrong reasons.

It doesn't such because the whole "necrophilia" thing.

It sucks because it wasn't funny.

It was like a minute long and all you got was this guy bitching because his friend is in love with a dead chick, and the crazy guy saying "fuck off" like a chicken.

Some may find this entertaining, but I did not.

The art wasn't bad, and the sound waas very clear, so you really can't just give it an absolute zero, but it doesn't deserve much higher than I gave it.

~Tovi~

[Mother of all Blams]

Well...

It got the whole point of "don't steal shit" across... I think... but it didn't really have... well... anything. I dunno, it was cool, but I think you could do much better. Good message, though.

~Tovi~

[Go, Go, Parody Rangers!]

BEAUTIFUL!

That was the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. You should TOTALLY make more of those.

~Tovi~

[The Spider and the Fly]

Bravo

Holly hell. That's probably the first flash that had looping music that I actually enjoyed!

I think the whole "rainbow" thing was a little out of place, but other than that, I thought that flash was amazing. Keep up the good work!

~Tovi~

[Release]

Eew.

Lmao. I think the only good part about this was the fact that they all die in the end... and don't bitch about me ruining the ending for anyone who might want to see this, because I just saved them from wasting a minute and a half of their life. Try again.

~Tovi~

[Snakes on a Plane-TRAILER]

Nice!

Wow. If THAT was the actual movie, I really would see it... unfortunentally the real one looks way stupiderererer......

But that was an amazing trailor.

All my woots are belong to this.

~Tovi~

[Sick Puppy - Lemon Demon]

Drink Coke, Play Again.

The beat was catchy, but the song itself was pretty stupid... it wouldn't have done much for me if their wasn't a movie to go along... the burning of the cat was slightly entertaining, though.

~Tovi~